A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson
God?" 
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hey guys i was just messen around when i said i was going to boot camp i thought it would be funny to pretened and it was prety funny actually but ya hows everyone doin? i have not talked to janel in a few days and it suks cause i normally talk to her everyday but thxs shea for acting like u care janel probably has not even read it so she would not know o ya thxs kayla for acting like u care to not stephanie or janel or kathrine wrote anything on the tagg board thats kinda harsh but all well i will live um ya my days have been boring so far um well i dont kno what else to put so im goin to go alright later
ill be back some time dont worry if u are.
dont know what to do today i have know idea what janel is doin and she is the only person i can hang out with for now cause everyone else is gone she is probably goin to go hang out with krystal since she did not yesterday today has been boreing nothing to do except lie around and watch tv and that really has not been my thing recently so ya im prety bored right now hope you guys are havin fun i will probably end up hangan out with janel today if she is not with krystal because krystal does not like me im annoying and she does not want me to hangout with janel everyday but thats ok i guess that is true i dont have to hang out with friends everyday but i would like to but i cant cause im annoying all well i g2g so later!!!
whats up everybody right now im gettin ready to go over to janels and hangout with her and i figured i would just write in my journal entry before i leave she is propbably playin sims like always and she is probably hungry im at my house all by my self noone here beside me my parents are gone dont know were they are o wait there at work forgot i feel stupid this week is goin by prety slow i would rather be at school gettin in trouble no not really but it would be alot funner then what i am doing now but ya im goin to go hang out with my buddie and i will talk to u guys later bye!!bye!!
today i went to janels house and thats about it and hung out with her and shannon until 10 o clock and then came home and now im writen in the journal entry and i dont kno what to say im talkin to janel as im writtin in the journal and i type really slow im really bired so im goin to go and chat with janel right now bye!! bye!!